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On this page you'll find all the might and magic from our episodes thus far. Peruse, meander, go ahead and fulfil your deepest Guys on Film desires. With each episode we include the trailer, key info and some films from the 'sode that you should "Add 3 Watch List". Pop open the + elements to see trailers and more details.
EPISODE 17 - RESIDENT JOVOVICH
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This week we 4 X Deep Dive on Milla Jovovich, and in particular Iain gripes about the Resident Evil movie series. But we are really feline her eyebrows. In seggy one, Olly and Iain pitch ideas for what the next Speed movie could be and we introduce a brand new segment to get listener Alec's life score in "You the Viewer".
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTResident EVIL: APOCALYPSE - BODYCOUNT
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EPISODE 17 - CINEMA SNACKS SLASH RITUALS
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This episode we sideline the cutting, well-researched movie reviews in favour of a 4X Deep Dive on something we all have an opinion on: what to eat and how to act in the damn cinema. We cover all the bases - the age old "hot or cold snacks?" dilemma, the question on everyone's lips: "sweet or savoury or both?" and of course, the social and ethical quandary: "alcohol?". In addition, we kick off with a Peter Cater-infused seggy one where we pitch our ideas for the next top cinema snack slash must have item.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTHULK HOGAN GREMLINS 2
LAST ACTION HERO
CAPE FEAR CINEMA SCENE
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EPISODE 16 - MOTIVATIONAL MOVIES
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Blue Monday has been and gone, so it may feel like all the more reason to just give up your resolutions. #newyearnewme might be falling to pieces, but we do our best to provide some guidance in the form of the best motivational movies to get you pumped up to take on anything...and the worst, most bleak ones to avoid unless you're after a LifeScore™ like most of Olly's. In Seggy One, we go for a new format called "Elevator Pitch" in which Iain produces an entire trailer for a Sean Connery & Arnold Schwarzenegger odd-couple movie, and throughout the whole episode, returning guest Peter Motiv-Cater staves off chronic fatigue.
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EPISODE 15 - 2017 PREVIEW
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New year, new movies. We run down a cross-section of the ones most worthy of pod-time, before one-phrase reviewing the best of the rest. What's more... Peter Cater returns to give us some true movie insights, and - shock horror - he's watched a couple of trailers in preparation.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 14 - 2016 YEAR IN REVIEW PART 2
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We bid a final farewell to 2016 the only way we know how - by using lists to help us verbalise our half-formed thoughts on the films from the second portion of that calendar year. In this much anticipated sequel to "Year in Review Part 1", we smash our way through the likes of; My Scientology Movie, The Purge: Election Year, Hell or High Water, Ben-Hur (in depth) and David Brent: Life on the Road. Special attention is of course given to both Suicide Squad and Rogue One, which necessitate Deeper levels of conversational Dive.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 13 - 2016 YEAR IN REVIEW PART 1
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Guys on Film are ringing in the 2017 bells by reviewing what exactly went on last year(that's 2016). Amidst this Iain confuses sexual organs with the home of ex-dictator and ex-person Colonel Gaddafi and Olly struggles to tether his bladder-beast. Amongst the movies that we've actually watched and have opinions on are; Dirty Grandpa, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, Green Room and The Nice Guys.
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EPISODE 12 - GOF CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR
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The ante has been thoroughly upped this week as we escalate the show level to "Spectacular". Expect: 1x bottle of sparkling wine, 1x giveaway(!), multiple list-based chats, 1x mince pie... AND MORE! Find out in Seggy One if you can keep up with Olly and Iain when they guess the quote from popular Christmas movies(and some other films, because Olly can't follow basic instruction). And then join us as we run through our favourite Christmas films and some of their key characteristics in our 4X Deep Dive.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 11 - THE PERFECT 90s MOVIE
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This week we've shuffled Lifescores to a mid-point intermission... so you can look forward to jumping right into the action with a Seggy One "Wrong, Dead Wrong" on "Actors Who Turned Down Big Roles". Iain does some Sean Connery and Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions... But the meat of this week's podcast is 10 tropes that you need to make a 90s movie. Get ready for bad tech and even worse clothing.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 10 - ALIENSES PART 2
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Once again we board the farty James Cameron submersible in order to fully plunge ourselves in to our subject. What are we diving into this week? Only the long awaited follow up to Alienses! We cover Alien 3 (cubed) and Alien Resurrection, as well as all of the other related movies in the franchise. But first Olly talks cinema etiquette, Iain talks Charlie Sheen and we play "Wrong, Dead Wrong" with Lance Henriksen trivia.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 9 - JURASSIC DORK
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As we career uncontrollably towards the festive season, we talk about everyone's favourite holiday movie: Jurassic Park (it's a regular fixture on terrestrial TV around this time, take our word for it). Peter saw it at the Royal Albert Hall, so Iain uses his journalistic skills to attempt to interview him about how that smelt. But before all that, Iain tests Peter and Olly on their Spielbergian knowledge in Seggy One.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 8 - SEAGALATHON
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"The Bad-Ass Whisperer", "Martial Arts Edgar Davids" or "Left-Handed Drawing of Ali G"... however you think of him, he's the focus of this week's podcast: Steven Seagal. But before we 4X Deep Dive into the newly anointed Russian citizen's movies, we spend time in Seggy One talking about some of IMDB's bottom 100 Movies.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 7 - 3 TENSE 5 ME
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This week Seggy 1 sees Iain and Olly quizzing Peter on his knowledge of movie taglines, before things take a turn in the 4X Deep Dive about suspenseful, tense movies. If you're like Olly and you have a weak disposition, then proceed with caution!
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 6 - WATER-BASED FILMS
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This week sees the return of Peter Cater as a guest contributor. And contribute he does; successfully proposing what has become the focus of this episode’s 4X Deep Dive -“Water-based films”. Look forward to men with gills, osmosis and hydrating liquid-laughs. But first, Seggy One sees us quizzing Cater once again - this time asking whether he knows his metal from straight to video horror.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 5 - BONDAGE
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This week we talk Bondage. James Bondage. Our pal Peter Cater joins us and introduces himself to us with what will come to be remembered as one of the most catchphrasey catchphrases of times which have happened. And before we go in-depth on Bond... we're talking about the most controversial opinions we hold about films.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 4 - HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR
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It's Halloween. So naturally, this week we're talking about a horror icons battle royal, and confirming definitively, scientifically and with all the evidence our attention spans can muster, who the winner will be. But not before we play "Horror Movie Trick or Treat" and Iain has a gripe about people not doing things at cinema cafe/bars.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
WALKING TALL
THE TOOTHFAIRY
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EPISODE 3 - ALIENSES PART 1
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This week we're having a laugh at the expense of people who work really hard to effectively translate the names of films into other languages. Then, roll on the biggest 4X Deep Dive yet... in Alienses - Part 1. Its the first in a multi-part series of chat talks about the Alien films. We cover Alien and Aliens. We reserve the right to not bother with Alien cubed, Resurrection and the cash-in stuff for Part 2.
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EPISODE 2 - ROCKSTARS
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This week we're talking Rock'n'Roll. But first - Olly is intent on discussing some spiteful film reviews from Amazon customers. Towards the end, we chit chat about absurd, imaginary film 'The M8 Tricks', starring Louis Theroux and Pierce Brosnan. But you're really here to Rock'n'Roll - so you'll want to check out the 4X Deep Dive.
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ADD 3 WATCH LISTSURVIVING THE GAME
BLACK SCORPION (DAVE MUSTAINE)
JIM CARREY ON METAL
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EPISODE 1 - WRESTLERS
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This week we start the podcast. That's right! The first one! We talk IMDB Parents Guide and teach you how to parent a child through the power of movies. We 4X Deep Dive on wrestling-related films and then give you a special extra segment about a beautiful, imaginary movie called Ghost 2: Flight of Fantasy. |
ADD 3 WATCH LISTTHE WRESTLER
THEY LIVE
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